Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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