Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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