We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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