How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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