i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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