Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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