I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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