that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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