Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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