she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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