I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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