"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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