the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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