Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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