Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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