wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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