Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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