What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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