look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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