She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
