I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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