I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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