fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
where am i from again
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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