Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Everclear isn't food dammit
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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