The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
