I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
