Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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