Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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