Dual....:-)
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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