when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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