D3 body, D1 cock
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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