We're like a lot better than the average bears
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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