we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it because I queefed?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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