well I can't set my house on fire every night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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