the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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