i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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