She's JV to your varsity
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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