Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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