I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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