what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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