They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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