Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
