Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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