don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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