so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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