I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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