What a fucking waste of an outfit
I skipped work to stalk him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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