I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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