i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I love you.
Bad choice
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