What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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